Teddy KGB is mean son-of-beach
Ah-k, I must git somesing off my chest. My vife is driving me crazy. She says det I am not good fadder. But she trapped me, it is not my child, but all ze time she say “I want check, check, check”. Det beach only wants to steal my monies.
I vill not pay det woman her monies...but I can not go to court, no-way. no-way American judge tell me I must pay det beach.
But if I have grama kill det woman and if she not lie about det child being my son, I may have to deal vwith him no longer loving me.
Teddy KGB is mean son-of-beach, but I vwould love my son even if he no like ze buisiness I am in.
I have no time to deal vwith dis woman right now. Teddy KGB must git tiasty cookies and open club. Son-of-beach dog piss on carpet again dis morning. No fuck-ing time for dis shiit!!!! I name dog Stalin, I tink he be strong like former Soviet leader, instead dog is…how you say… uncvoordinated and slow, he not smart enough to catch stick and eats hiz own shiit. Is very bad dog and is actual son-of-beach. I have no idea who det dogs fadder is. I must git to club.
I vill not pay det woman her monies...but I can not go to court, no-way. no-way American judge tell me I must pay det beach.
But if I have grama kill det woman and if she not lie about det child being my son, I may have to deal vwith him no longer loving me.
Teddy KGB is mean son-of-beach, but I vwould love my son even if he no like ze buisiness I am in.
I have no time to deal vwith dis woman right now. Teddy KGB must git tiasty cookies and open club. Son-of-beach dog piss on carpet again dis morning. No fuck-ing time for dis shiit!!!! I name dog Stalin, I tink he be strong like former Soviet leader, instead dog is…how you say… uncvoordinated and slow, he not smart enough to catch stick and eats hiz own shiit. Is very bad dog and is actual son-of-beach. I have no idea who det dogs fadder is. I must git to club.
3 Comments:
Teddy, you're not really a mean 'son-of-a-bitch" you talk tough to hide your true feelings.
Everybody knows you're really a lovable momma's boy -- albeit with a gambling problem. The ladies' underwear you wear everyday is a dead giveaway.
You mutharfuck! Who told you I vwear the panties like the ladies. You come to club so I can have Dimitri man rape you. you are fucking joke anyvways!
You need to relax. Mabve that beach lie to KGB. Mabve Boris is nat your son, she just in it for the monies. Do paternity test and if Boris not your son kick the little son of a beach out and that lying whore vit man features. Take it easy vit Stalin....not his fault that useless son of beach Dimitri buy cheap dog food.
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