Stalin have gas today

Cards are cold like tit of Russian witch today. I spend most of my time watching Total Recall. Det Arnhold is crazy son-of-beach. He take trip to Mars, git lots of ass and stick it to det slutty dike from basic instinct. If she open legs and show me her manda, I stick it to her like only Teddy KGB know how to do.

Dimitri det asshole get cheap dog food from Benny ze Arab again. Now Stalin stink up my club and keep people away today. Benny have very good Oreo cookies for me, but dog food no good. That muderfuck-ing Dimitri is useless son-of-beach at times. But he is strong like Russian ox. Last night, after I close club, Dimitri, Ivan, Yakov and I give a visit to little weasel named Seamus from Woodside. I find out det stupid Irish shoescum vwas selling stolen phonecards in little Odessa all last vweek and he not give Teddy KGB his cut.

All I want is what is mine and expect people to show me ze respect. Det Irish midget Seamus disrespect me by selling in my territory and then disrespect me by pointing toy gun at me. vwhat he tink by pointing 22 at Teddy KGB. Dimitri take gun and smash vwith bare hands. I don’t say what I do to Seamus, but there are no more lucky charms for det fuck-ing green midget.